Zen wisdom for getting on in the corporate world :
1) ‘Check the source of the coo,
Before you end up handling loads of poo’
(Pigeons’ cooing sound nice from a distance, but let them get in, they poo on the floor and you have to clean it up)
2) Check the harness and the ropes before you rapell down a cliff
3) Better to check if you left the gas on before you are kilometers away
4) From ‘Making Money’ by Terry Pratchett :
“....Oh yes, mystic stuff doesn’t hurt, people’ll believe in any damn thing if it sounds old and mysterious. Doth not a penny to a widow outshine the unconquered sun ?”
“What does that mean?”
“I haven’t the foggiest idea,” said Moist, “I just made it up.”
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2 comments:
fully agree. Especially as i have been tortured bystander while pt. no.3 was being learned.
:-) 'tortured bystander' ?? you sat comfortably in an air conditioned office while I went back home....albeit in your air-conditioned car driven by your driver
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